†• Urban Legends - Cars •†

Cement Cadillac - A cement truck driver was going to deliver a load of wet cement just around the block from his house. So he decided to go home for a quick cup of coffee with his wife. When he gets home he sees a shiney new cadillac parked in the driveway. Getting a little mad, he looks in the window of his kitchen and sees his wish having a cup of coffee with handsome rich man. His rage took over him, so he got in his truck and filledthe caddy with his left over cement. His wife came running out of the house asking him why he had just poured cement over the new car she had just had delivered for him.

No Radio - A man had his car broken into a lot and his radios stollen, so when he bought a new car, he asked that there be no radio. He put a sign on the windshield when he parked that said in large letters "NO RADIO." One day he came back to his car and very upset to find his window broken anyways. Next to his sign, he found a note that said "just Checking."

Dear Jane, sell the Car - A man runs off with a younger girl. He sends his wife a Dear Jane letter telling her that he's not coming back. He also says he wants a divorce and tells her to sell his Porsche and send him half the profits. She runs an ad in the paper "Porsche for Sale, $20" and sends him a check for $10.

The Unstealable Car - A man bought a new sports car, his biggest fear was that it would be stolen. He went to great lengths to be sure that it didn't happen. Each night he backed the car carfully into the garage, then he chained the frame to the floor, set the alarm and locked the garage. One morning he walked into the garage and was shocked to discover the car was just as he had left it, but it had been turned around. On the seat there was a note, it said "When we want it, we'll come get it."

Rattle - A man had bought a brand new luxory sedan loaded wth all the extras and it was very expencive. The car was perfect, except for a persistant annoying rattle. The man took the car back to the dealer and had every part checked and tightened. It kept up with the rattle. Finally he had the car compeletly taken apart. Inside onf of the door panels they found what made the car rattle. There was serveral nuts and bollts tied to a string and it had a note attached, that said "I guess you finally found the rattle."

"Auto-Pilot" - An elderly couple had just purchased a brand new RV and headed off across country. The old man explained to his wife that the salesman had showed him how to the use the "auto-pilot." He said that all he had to do is puch the button that said "cruise" and relaxe. So the old man put on his "auto-pilot" and went in the back for a nap. He had just gotten comfortable when the RV went off a cliff.

10 Kilo Tank - A man looking to buy a used SUV finds a Lincoln Navigator at a police auction that was seizes from a convicted drug dealer. So he bids and wins the car. But when he fills the gans tank it won't fill all the way. So he takes it to a shop and the mechanic drops the gas tank and pulls it apart. In the gas tank they find 10 kilos of packaged cocaine at the bottom.

Deer in the Car - A hunter was returning home after a hunting trip, empty handed, when he accidently hit a deer. He knew it was illegal but he decided to keep the deer anyway. So he loaded it in the back of his stationwagon. As he drove the "dead" deer woke up and began thrashing around in the back. The hunter grabbed a tire-iron and tried to hit the deer in the head, but missed and hit his dog. The dog then attacked him. He swerved into a dtich and ran. He climbed up a tree to escape the angry dog and watched the deer tear apart his car.

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