†• Urban Legends - College/School Days •†

Bird Feet - A college student was given his exam in orinthology class. He looked at it and realized that he had no hope in passing it. The test was only identifying birds by the pictures of their feet. Angered the student decided not to waste his time and got up to leave. He threw his exam in the trash as he walked by the professor. The professor angerily asked the young mane what his name was. The student pointed at his feet and and "I donno, you tell me."

Blown tire - For some reason a gourp of friedns missed an exam in a class they all had together. They decided together that they would tell the professor they have been stranded with a flat tire. When they came in for the make up exam, they were handed out the test booklets but when they opened the booklets, the only question was "Which tire?"

The Blue Book - a college student was taking a two question essay test. But he only knew the second answer. In his essay book he faked the end of the first answer then wrote a very good answer to the professor for the second question. Not only did he get an 'A' but the professor apologized for losing the non existant first blue book.

The Answers in the Mail - A young college student was taking an essay test where he had no clue to the answers. So he wrote his mom a letter in the exam book telling her how well he had done on the essay test, and how much he enjoyed the class and the professors lectures. He then handed it in. After class he looked up all the answers, wrote them in another blue book and mailed it to his mom. When the professor dicovered the young man's "mistake" he agreed to accept the mailed exam as soon as the young man's mom could mail it back.

Time's Up - A student in a large auditorium class didn't stop working on his exam when the professor called "time's up" on the exam. When the student walked up to hand it in the professor told him not to bother, he had failed anyways. The young man got an angry tone and said "Do you even know who I am?" The professor replied that he didn't, so the student stuck his exam in the middle of the stack and said "Good."

One word question - A philosophy professor gives a final exam with only one quesiton "Why?" One student answers "Why not?" and gets an 'A'

Rules, rules, rules - A student at Oxford was taking an exam and there was rule dating back to medieval times, some of which were never removed. Well he asked for a mug of ale and a plate of scones. The ale and scones were given to him. At his next exam he was refused entry because he wasn't carrying his sword.

Professor's 'A' - A student that belonged to a fraternity that kept a file of all members' papers and exams came across a pretty old paper that he copied and resubmitted. Weeks later when it was returned with a 'A' there was a note from the professor that said "When I wrote this, I only got a 'C' I thought it deserved much better."

Open Book - A professor announced to a class they for the upcoming final exam they could use open book, and that they may use "Anything they can carry into the classroom." The day of the exam the professor is

Homosexual Roomate - A male student sees a doctor because his rectum is sore. The doctor checks him out and says that the pain is from homosexual activity. The student swears he is straight and he has never been involoved with such activities. The student later finds out that his gay roomate had been secretly anesthetizing and sodomizing him at night.

Psychology Experiment - A female student who was studying psychology decided to spare a room to a carpenter just to nag him all the time and study his reactions. After weeks of being nagged, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her mental retarded.

Pencil Suicide - An extremly stressed student thought he couldn't take anymore during an exam. He put the ends of both his pencils up his nose and slamed his face into the desk.

Stolen Exam - A student stopped by the office of one of his professors and found that the professor had stepped out for a momeny, leaving a unguarded stack of exams for the next day's final. The student quickly grabs one of the exams and takes off. Before giving the exam the professor counted all the papers and noticed that one was missing. He cut one half-inch off the bottom of every exam before handing them out to the class. He then failed the student who turned in the test paper longer than the rest.

Resubmitted Term Paper - A student was offered a chance to buy a term paper for a class that was tought by a very hard professor. The paper had first got a 'B-' when it was first submitted but each time after it was given a better grade until it had reached an 'A.' The student asked the guy selling it, "What if the professor regonizes it?" The guy replied, "Don't worry, look at the comment I got last year." The comment read "I've read this paper four times now and each time I like it better!"

Resubmitted Term Paper #2 - A student in marine biology turned in a term paper with a very niceely drawn picture of a whale and got an 'A.' The next year a different student copied the paper and re-submitted it, who also recieved an 'A.' But the third year a student copied the same paper and re-submitted it as well, but that student forgot to add the picture of the whale. That paper only got a 'B' with a note from the professor saying "I liked it better with the whale."

Roomate Suicide - If a student's roomate commits suicide, that person will get straight 'A's for the term because they can't be expected to concentrate on their studies because of the grief and shock.

Courage Exam - A professor who was famous for his creative exam questions handed out the final exam to his class. This exam only had one question "What is courage?" The only 'A' given in that exam was a quiet young man who just wrote "This."

Courage Detention Paper - Thanks to ??? - A student played a prank on one of the teachers and was given detention. He had to write a 7 page essay on 'What is Bravery?'. He left 6 pages blank and at the very bottom of the 7th page wrote 'this is bravery'.

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