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McDonald's
- They Use worm-meat in their burgers to sayc on costs.
- Also serves kangeroo meat in their burgers to save on costs.
- No 2 countries that have a McDonald's fast-food chain has ever gone to war with each other.
- In the UK, McDonald's donates a portion of their profits to the IRA, a Irish terrorist group, so that the restaurants won't be bombed in campaigns.
- They us minute traces of chemical substances to make their food addictive.
- Milkshakes are made with lard.
- A child complained about being hurt in the ball pit and pointed out a small red mard on his behind. His mom noticed that somethinh like a splinter just under the skin. She made an appointment with the doctor to take a look at it. Within a few hours the child went into a coma and had died later. The splinter ended up being a needle from a syringe full of heroin that had been discharged in the pit.
- Milkshakes are made with seaweed.
- During the BSE scare McDonalds brought up cow carcasses that were "possibly infected" to use in their burgers.

Kentucky Fried Chicken
- Changed their name to KFC because they no longer use chickens. They have genetically created a food-animal that has no beak, feet or feathers and is fed through a tube until it reaches proper size. KFC can no longer advertise chicken because of this, you'll also notice that the word chicken has been removed from their menus and advertisements.

Subway
- The spokesman Jared died from his rapis weight loss.

Taco Bell
- A girl ate a taco that contained roach eggs. The eggs got into the lining of her mouth via her salivary glands.

Food
- The wax for lining Cups of Noodles will build up in your internal organs causing serious problems later in life.
- There was once a finger found in a jar of Vlassic Pickles.
- Gerber Baby-Food was reciently sued for falsly advertising "all natural ingredients" and lost. They now owe every child born between 1985 and 1997 a $500 savings bond. - Hostess Twinkies aren't bakded, they are set like Jell-O.

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