†• Urban Legends - Revenge •†

Dear Jane, sell the Car - A man runs off with a younger girl. He sends his wife a Dear Jane letter telling her that he's not coming back. He also says he wants a divorce and tells her to sell his Porsche and send him half the profits. She runs an ad in the paper "Porsche for Sale, $20" and sends him a check for $10.

Wedding Cheat - After a man and woman were pronounced man and wife, the man told everyone to look under their seats, there they would find an envelope with pictures of his wife and the best man cheating. He had found out about this earlier but decided to go through with the wedding so that her parents would pay for everything and everyone would knowthe truth. He got the wedding annuled the following Monday.

Time Please - A guy called his live in girlfriend and said he had met someone else and he wanted her to move out. He said he would be gone all weekend, plenty of time for her to move out with out him there. He expected to find the place trashed when he got back. But everything was fine. The phone was off the hook but that was all. He hung it up and didn't think much of it. When he got the phone bill he had found that his ex had hung up with him and for the whole weekend left the phone on China's "What time it is" line.

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