†• Urban Legends - Terriost Acts •†

ATM - Someone is poisoning ATM envelopes with cyanide.

9-11 - There were no taxis around the World Trade Center at the time of the attack.
The next terrorist attacks will stem from 7-11 stores on the date 7/11.
People "in the know" have been warned not to drink Coca-Cola after June 1st.

No More - A zero-population-growth terrorism group called "No More" has been setting up little guillotines under the rims of public toilet seats. When a pressure sensor senses someone sitting on the toilet a razor-sharp blade slashes across the front half of the toilet with the purpose of damaging/removing the victims testicles.

Waterslices - Many children have been seriously injured by razor blades stuck to the walls of waterslides with bubble gum.

Payphone Poison - Gang-members are swabbing the buttons and receivers of pay telephones with a deadly combination of LSD and strychnine.

Halloween Poisonings - Every Halloween children die from eating candy poisoned by sadistic "treaters".

Cheap Terrorist - A terrorist didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Confused as to what it was, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Theater Seats - Several people have been stuck with AIDS-infected needles while sitting in movie theater seats. Sometimes the trapped seats have a note on them welcoming the person to the world of AIDS.

The Klingerman Virus - Someone has been mailing large blue envelopes marked "a gift from the Klingerman Foundation". Inside the package is a sponge that contains a virus that leads to extreme dysentary.

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